I have part of a plan.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

(Source: pottergenes)

feymark:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

hipsterinatardis:

soratane:

[Sam gets captured for the billionth time]

Lara Croft materialized outside of the video game and took a selfie and nothing can convince me otherwise.

I thought this was a render at first! HOLY SHIT!

THIS ISN’T A RENDER?!

feymark:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

hipsterinatardis:

soratane:

[Sam gets captured for the billionth time]

Lara Croft materialized outside of the video game and took a selfie and nothing can convince me otherwise.

I thought this was a render at first! HOLY SHIT!

THIS ISN’T A RENDER?!

(Source: shogunofyellow)

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather)

teded:

A tattoo machine causes a wound that alerts the body to begin the inflammatory process, calling immune system cells to the wound site to begin repairing the skin. It is this very process that makes tattoos permanent.
From the TED-Ed Lesson What makes tattoos permanent? - Claudia Aguirre
Animation by TOGETHER

teded:

A tattoo machine causes a wound that alerts the body to begin the inflammatory process, calling immune system cells to the wound site to begin repairing the skin. It is this very process that makes tattoos permanent.

From the TED-Ed Lesson What makes tattoos permanent? - Claudia Aguirre

Animation by TOGETHER

plant-a-day:

Sensitive Plant

Mimosa pudica

"Pudica" is the Latin word for "shy" or "bashful," which is an apt description of the sensitive "Touch-Me-Not." Native to South and Central America, this shade-lover often grows as a weed under trees and shrubs. It is popular among collectors as a specimen plant worldwide, because of its unique sensitivity to touch.

The foliage retracts when touched to prevent consumption by herbivores, and it also exhibits nyctinastic movement, meaning circadian rhythms affect the leaves to close at night, and re-open during the day. 

This trait is present in many other members of the legume family as well.

You can buy seeds for this plant and grow it yourself:

Canada / USA / UK & Europe / Worldwide

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- biodiverseed

severalbadpunslater:

severalbadpunslater:

So clearly the lesson I’m supposed to take away from this is wear outrageous amounts of makeup because it will protect my face from poison.

Heavy lipstick will protect you from a magma fist to the face.  Ivankov continues to teach me important lessons to use in my everyday life.